The 3-Word Story Thread - Chapter 2

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Rules:

* 3 words/post (articles and prepositions are considered words, yeah)
* No double posting
* No need for special word gaynesses. It's gotta be simple for everyone to follow through.
* No unnecessary "... "at the end.
* End the story when we get to page #10

The story so far...
The judge opens his book of Herbal Medicine and the Google Bot starts snorting cardamom and puking blood. Rodeos are very demanding and strict for the whiskey importation. Being gay and loving Babyface makes everything more colorful and brighter. A fat monster under the bed decided that postcards should be written in Russian, because it’s fucking cool and Babyface would lick someone’s face with pride. After the Swedish mafia killed hundreds of poor little zebras, the tapirs bought smelly incense to hypnotize all Swedes hoping they will stop whoring everyone. Canada is the gayest country ever. Babyface thinks that Montréal’s gay village should have more Russian nerds walking and wearing red underwear and lipstick. Juicy oranges are eager to be more juicy so they squeeze themselves and flood the Atlantic Ocean, since the orange army enjoys swimming. Systematically, love is only willing to make the butter melt under pressure in a hot pot. Zebras sold with sweet peas, not so sweet green limes entered and asked “WTF?!!?” to the two idiots who were riding the zebras and chewing gum. The eyes can play guitar by looking through special waves of sound while noses can produce orgasms in mysterious places. A flower, that grew under a mushroom rules the empire of Mushy Garden in North Carolina. The green raincoat fears snow, because it freezes the green spirit of the cow. Crocodiles brush their teeth with fishes and spit butterflies out when the air feels empty. Biblic statues are showing their Doctor’s Theses and lollipops while our pencil sharpeners got stuck cause our pencils were not containing enough slime neither mitochondria. If you bite you fucking die of a teeth ache. Angelina Jolie is pas jolie, or at least not as jolie as she wished. Leisha Hailey is the coolest lesbian ever and she will meet insideout and Annick in or outside Earth, when the sun points us the shadow of the gayest monsters, that shadow is only ...



The judge opens

[insideout]

his book of

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Herbal Medicine and

[insideout]

the Google Bot

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starts snorting cardamom

[insideout]

and puking blood.

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Rodeos are very

[insideout]

demanding and strict

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for the whiskey

[insideout]

importation. Being gay

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and loving Babyface

hihihi

[insideout]

makes everything more

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colorful and brighter.

[insideout]

A fat monster

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under the bed

[insideout]

decided that postcards

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should be written

[insideout]

in Russian, because

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it's fucking cool

[insideout]

and Babyface would

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lick someone's face

[insideout]

with pride. After

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the Swedish mafia

[insideout]

killed hundreds of

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poor little zebras

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