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Post  insideout Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:27 pm

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The story so far...
Papua New Guinea thinks that the main cause of the bird flu was Gaypee’s inconstant and capricious temper. Now, everyone’s smelly blue cheese is infecting Chinese people worldwide. The Chinese who wear socks are deadly mutants without mitochondria and they need to copulate every day. The bananas are taking over our music scene cause they got peel and their vocal is super expansive so they sing until they become inflated. The kids died. The adults ate the last chilly peppers, but kept the rabbits – the white ones. Their intense reaction broke the economy cause the grapes were so sexy, just like mustard. Atomic bonbons fell over the mitochondria after Adolf Hitler and Sigmund Freud finally had their bubble bath together – an awful one. Too much foam obstructed Hitler’s trachea while Freud’s toe sodomized a virgin who also was reading Madame Bovary and sipping lemonade. Ten years later, fluorescent oils covered Papua New Guinea making the cowboys ride green cows and dance when jet-black skies are turning orange. Suddenly, Bruce Lee and a mermaid ordered pizza from the drugstore and drugs from Domino's: pizza extra vitamin with belladonna lily and some LSD. Sugary mushroom erupted from the ceiling while rum was drunk. French manicure murdered half of the dwarves in the gay village, close to Indieland. Maya, the Queen loves us all especially Inside Out and Pseudo. The prime minister asked if self-consciousness ate cookies dipped in sesame oil. One big butterfly wrote about the flies that eat shit before they jump off the cliffs, the Hangman cliffs. Your blackened heart left Hollywood when its endless hunger for a multicolor gay muffin came with pink frosting and Coke. So the kiwis surprised Maya’s minions with iridescent feathers and a handful of chickpeas. The chancellor decided to shoot every yellow thing and eat every squishy thing, like goose guts and cat food. Recently, 100 out of 173 people thought they were Cleopatra wearing ski boots and eating sundae with olives. Trees were yellow, grass was dehydrated and beautiful. Britney Spears enjoys Japanese calligraphy because it shows her dedication for eating sushi and drinking sake. Independent genomic DNA killed a ribosome when nitrous oxide leaked and lysosomes exploded – their moms cried. Rough endoplasmic reticulum was swallowed by smooth endoplasmic reticulum and vomited afterwards. The fire started at Google Bot’s butt and made the rainbow stronger. Radishes like the ones eaten in a blue cup are dangerous for fortune cookies cause God sent them ice cream and fried potatoes. Popeye ran out of insulin, so Brutus gave him sugar and a guitar made out of magnetic purple snow while Olive was smoking pot and vacuuming Popeye’s new dusty spinach can.




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Post  Annick Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:46 pm

thinks that the
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Post  insideout Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:52 pm

main cause of
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Post  Annick Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:07 pm

the bird flu
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:02 am

was Gaypee's inconstant
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:38 am

and capricious temper.
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:13 pm

Now, everyone's smelly
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:19 pm

blue cheese is
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:24 pm

infecting Chinese people
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:55 pm

worldwide. The Chinese
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:44 pm

who wear socks
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:25 pm

are deadly mutants
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:31 pm

without mitochondria and
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:35 pm

they need to
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:37 pm

copulate every day.
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:44 pm

The bananas are
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:10 pm

taking over our
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:14 pm

music scene cause
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:18 pm

they got peel
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Post  Annick Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:22 pm

and their vocal
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Post  insideout Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:48 pm

is super expansive
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Post  Annick Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:19 am

so they sing
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Post  insideout Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:44 am

until they become
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Post  Annick Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:58 pm

inflated. The kids
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Post  insideout Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:11 pm

died. The adults
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